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比较简单的英文笑话篇1

Troubles with prepositions

介词问题

A new student was just finding his way around Harvard University.

一位哈佛大学新生正在熟悉校园环境。

"Excuse me," he aske an upperclassman, "can you tell me where the library's at?"

“对不起，”他问一位高年级学长，“您能告诉我图书馆在哪里吗?”

"What appalling diction," sneered the older student. "I can't imagine how you could have beenadmitted to Harvard.

“好可怕的用字喔!”那名学长嘲弄他道。"不知道你老弟是怎么获准进入哈佛的。

Don' t you know better than to end a sentence with a preposition?"

难道你不知道介词不要放在一个句子后面吗?"

"OK. Can you tell me where the library's at, asshole?"

“好吧!你能告诉我图书馆在哪里吗，驴蛋?”

比较简单的英文笑话篇2

If only

倘若

A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road .

有个男人驾着车沿着一条又陡峭又窄小的山路往上开。

A woman is driving down the same road .

有个女人沿着同一条路往下开着车。

As they pass ench other ,

当他们彼此错车时，

the woman leans out of the window and yells"PI!!"

这个女人斜靠着车窗向外太喊：“猪!”

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

这个男人立刻也斜靠着他的车窗向外大声响应：“臭女人.!”

They each continue on their way ,

他们各自继续开车上路，

and as the man ronds the next corner ,

当这个男人绕到下一个转弯处的时候，

he crashes into a pig in the middle of road .

他竞撞上了在路中央的一只猪。

If only men would listen.

倘若男人会听话就没事了。

比较简单的英文笑话篇3

A case for the FBI

联邦调查局的案件

The phone rings at FBI headquarters . "Hello?"

联邦调查局总部的电话响了。“ 喂?”

"Hello,is this FBI?"

“喂，是联邦调查局吗?…”

"Yes,What do you want?"

“是的，有何需要吗.?”

"I am calling to report my neighbor Tom.He is hiding marijuana in his firewood ."

“我打电话是要检举我的邻居 汤姆。他在他的木柴中藏匿大麻。”

"This will be noted." Next day,the FBI comes over to Tom's house.

“我们会严加注意的。”次日，联邦调查局来到汤姆的家。

They search the shed where the firewood is kept,break every piece of wood ,find nomarijuana,swear at Tom and leave .

他们搜查了存放木柴的库房，把木柴劈成一块一块，没有找到太麻，就对着汤姆口出秽言，然后离去。

The phone rings at Tom's house.

汤姆家的电话响了。

" Hey ,Tom! Did the FBI come ?"

“喂，汤姆，联邦调查局有来你家吗?”

"Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?"

“有呀”“他们‘有劈你们家的木柴吗?”

"Yeah,they did."

“有呀，他们劈了呀”

"OK,now it's your turn to call .I need my garden plowed."

“好了，现在换你打电话了，我的菜园需要犁一下啦。”