笑话具有不可忽视的社会作用。它是人民的娱乐工具，同时也是斗争中的讽刺利器。小编分享搞笑英文小笑话，希望可以帮助大家!

搞笑英文小笑话：Imitate Birds

A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.

"Imitate birds," the man said.

"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, " eople like that are a dime a dozen."

"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

模仿鸟儿

一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”负责人问。

“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。

“你在开玩笑吧?”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”

“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。

搞笑英文小笑话：Bring Me The Winner

Once, a fellow went into a restaurant and ordered a two-pound lobster.

"Waiter," he said when his meal was placed before him, "this lobster has only one claw."

"I'm sorry, sir," the waiter replied. "but sometimes the lobsters fight in the tank."

"In that case," the diner said, "bring me the winner."

我要赢者

一次，一位客人进入餐馆，他点了一只两磅重的龙虾。 “服务员，”他指着端上来的龙虾说，“这只龙虾为什么只有一只爪?” “对不起，先生，”服务员回答说，“因为龙虾有时会在水槽里打架。”“噢，如果是这样的话，”顾客说，“请把打赢的那只给 我拿来吧。”

搞笑英文小笑话：To Go to Heaven

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven?

… What about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?

Terry: I can't, My mum told me to go straight home.

去天堂

主日学校的教员：想去天堂的人举起手来。……你呢，特里?你还没举 手呢，特里，难道你不想去天堂吗?

特里：我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。