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关于英文笑话短文：A Smart Tortoise

A tiger is hungry, he is looking for food. He sees a frog in front of him.

“Ha ha! A frog! My dinner!” so he rushes at the frog.

Behind the tiger, there is a tortoise. The little tortoise sees it; he bites the tiger’s tail.

“Ouch!” cries the tiger and he looks back. The frog hears the voice and jumps into water.

“Thank you, little tortoise.” says the frog.

But the tiger is very angry. “Bother it! I’ll throw you to the sky!”

“Thank you, I like flying in the sky,” says the tortoise.

The tiger stops, “I will throw you into the river.”

“Oh,no! I can’t swim; I will die if you throw me into the water.” The tiger threw the tortoise into the water quickly.

“Thank you, Mr. Tiger. Bye-bye.” The tortoise and the frog swim away together.

聪明的乌龟

一只老虎很饥饿，他正在寻找食物。他看到一只青蛙在他前面。

“哈哈!一只青蛙，我有晚餐啦!”于是，他补向青蛙。

在老虎的后边，有一只乌龟。小乌龟看见了，他猛咬一下啊老虎的尾巴。

“哎呦!”老虎疼得叫起来并回头看看。此时青蛙听见了老虎的声音，他迅速跳进水里。

“谢谢你，小乌龟。”青蛙说。

大事老虎十分愤怒：“讨厌!我要把你扔到天上去。”

“谢谢你，我喜欢在天空飞翔。”乌龟说。

老虎停下来：“那我就把你扔到到水里。”

“哦，不!我不会游泳，如果你把我扔井水里我会死的。”老虎很快就把乌龟仍进水了。

“谢谢你，老虎先生，再见!”乌龟和青蛙一起游走了。

关于英文笑话短文：All Except the Music

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

除了音乐

一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉：“你今天玩得好吗?”

“噢，好极了，小姐，” 萨莉说，“除了音乐其它都很好。”

关于英文笑话短文：edtime Prayers

睡前祷告

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy.Make Naples the capital of Italy."

朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”

Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital ofItaly?"

妈妈打断她说：“朱莉叶，你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”

And Julie replied, "Because that’s what I put in my geography exam!"

朱莉叶回答说：“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。”

关于英文笑话短文：The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said

that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"