互联网不仅是我们生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我们工作学习之余缓解压力、舒缓情绪的重要渠道。正是由于我们有这样的需要，网络笑话得以繁荣兴盛。下面是小编带来的经典幽默英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

经典幽默英语笑话篇一

Advice for "Kid" 忠告“年轻者”

A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirementcommunity. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell, "Get the kid."

这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”

经典幽默英语笑话篇二

The seat you've taken is mine

"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine."

"Yours? Can you prove it?"

"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."

"请原谅，你占了我的位置."

"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"

"能，我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."

经典幽默英语笑话篇三

Do I have any other choice

One day, Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

一天，夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗?"

亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗?"

经典幽默英语笑话篇四

Can we have our teacher back

Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.

Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"

有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。

五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢?”

经典幽默英语笑话篇五

Who's More Polite

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.

The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies.

But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。

瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。

但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。