近年来,冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象在网络、杂志上十分盛行。小编整理了英语笑话故事短文带翻译，欢迎阅读!

英语笑话故事短文带翻译：Liar,Liar

骗子，骗子

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

老婆与隔壁邻居到警察局报案 说她的老公失踪了。

The policeman asked her for a description.

警察要求，她形容一下。

She said,"He is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy hair,an athletic build,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children."

她说：“他三十五岁，六尺四寸，黑眼睛，波浪状的深色头发;体格健壮，体重185磅，说话很轻，而且对小孩子很好。”

The next-door neighbor protested,

隔壁邻居期提出反驳说：

"Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches,chubby,bald,has a big mouth,and is mean to your children."

“你老公五尺四寸，胖嘟嘟 的，秃头，有一个太嘴巴，而且对你的小孩很刻薄。”

The wife replied,"Yes,but who wants"THIS KIND OF STUFF"back?"

老婆回答说：“你说对了，可是谁会要 这种没用的废物 回来呀?”

英语笑话故事短文带翻译：Bad Day at Work

糟糕的上班日

A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.

有一名男子加入一家大型跨国。公司接受训练。

On his first day at work,he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,

在他上班的第一天，他拨电话到餐饮室，并且，对着电话大声喊!

"Get me a coffee quickly!"

“ 快点给我送杯咖啡过来!”

The voice from the other side responded,

电话另外-端的声音却响应说:

"You fool you have dialed the wrong extension!Do you know who you are talking to,dumbo?"

“你这个笨蛋，你拨错分机了!蠢蛋，你知道你在跟谁说话吗?”这名受训的人回答说，

"No,"replied the trainee.

“不知道。”

The man shouted back immediately,

这名男子立刻大声吼回去：

"And do you know who you are talking to,you fool?"

“你这个笨蛋，你知道你在跟谁说话吗?…总经理回答：

"No,replied the General Manager.

“不知道。”这名受训 的人周答说：

"Good !",replied the trainee and then put down the phone!

“很好!”，然后就把电话给挂了。

英语笑话故事短文带翻译：Answer the Iron

接听熨斗

A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.

有一个人走进他的办公室，他的两个耳朵都包扎了绷带。

The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"

老板说：“你的耳朵怎么啦?”

He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.

他说：“昨天电话响的时候，我正在用熨斗烫衬衫。我竟然无意闾就把熨斗拿来接听。

The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"

老板说：“ 嗯，好吧，那解释了一个耳朵，可是你的另一个耳朵又是怎么一回事呀?”

He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"

他说：“嗯，哎呀!我得打电给医生嘛!”