前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。小编整理了有关英文笑话小短文，欢迎阅读!

有关英文笑话小短文篇一

a teacher said to her class：“who was the first man?”

有个老师问班上的学生：“谁是第一个男人?”

“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly."

乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。

“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢?”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。

“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”

but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。

“well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?”

“那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢?”

“i don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but i know it wasn't george washington，ma’am，because the history book says george washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”

“我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿娶了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。

有关英文笑话小短文篇二

after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。

“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.

“那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。

“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

“看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。

“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.

“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。

growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

售货员开始有点恼火了，就给提姆一瓶很小的香水，价值15美元。

“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”

“我的意思是，”提姆说，“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”

the clerk handed him a mirror.

售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。

有关英文笑话小短文篇三

father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?

父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?

jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?

杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是?