笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松。与此同时,笑话也是人们反对极权和专制制度的有力武器。小编整理了初中英文小笑话及翻译，欢迎阅读!

初中英文小笑话及翻译篇一

称职

" What makes you think you're qualified to be a nightwatchmah?"asked the personnel director.

一位人事经理问一位求职者:“你怎么就觉得你能胜任值夜班的工作呢?”

"Well;,for one thing,"replied the job applicant, "I'm a real light sleeper.”

求职者说:“噢，有一点我敢肯定，我睡觉很径。”

初中英文小笑话及翻译篇二

预约

A man called his doctor's office for an appointment ,"I am sorry,"said the receptionist，"we can't fit you in for at least two weeks. "

一位男士给大夫的办公室打电话，他想预约看病的时间。接待员说:“对不起，至少在两周内，我们是无法把你安排进来的。”

"But I could be dead by then!”

“等轮到我的时候，我恐怕已经死了。”

"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we'll cancel the appointment. "

“你就不用为这个担心了，如果你老婆通知我们一声，我们会取消这个预约的.”

初中英文小笑话及翻译篇三

找错地方啦

While working in the psychology department at a Com-munity College in Centerville，Michigan, I was asked to en-large a chart for a meeting. I called the copy room and asked，'Can I get something blown up down there?"

在密西根萨特维亚的密一所社区学院的心理学系工作期间，一次，他们让我放大一张会议的图表。于是，我就打电话给复印室，问:“我能到你们那里搞点儿能放的东西吗?"(对方以为是放饱的放)

After a pause the voice on the line replied，"I think you want the chemistry lab.”

对方愣了一会儿，回答说:“我想你要找为是化学试验室.