下面是小编整理的爆笑趣味英语笑话四则，希望大家喜欢!

经典英语笑话：别急慢慢来

Said the wife to the husband.

一位妻子对她先生说道：

"Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.

“亲爱的，我们必须另外再找一名家庭医师，

This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription and nearly killed me."

这已经是戴维斯医生第三次开错药方，差点就要我的命!…

"Oh, come on. sweetheart, let' s give him another chance. "

“喔，别这样吗!亲爱的，再给他一次机会试试看。”

经典英语笑话：你在哪里遇到你太太呢

Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.

两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。

After the barbers had finished,

理发师刮完他们的胡子后，

each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.

两人都被问到要不要在脸上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。

"No, no," answered the first man.

“不，不，”第一个先生说。

"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "

“我太太会以为我去过妓院。”

"Go ahead," said the other.

“我没关系，”另一个先生说道。

"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "

“我太太从没在妓院待过!”

经典英语笑话：渴望爱情

Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend's apartment from time to time,

沙斯敦经常去他女友的公寓住处，

but always managed to get home at a decenthour with a plausible excuse.

但他总是设法找个理由以免太晚回家。

But this time, both he and his girlfriend had fallen asleep,

但这一次，他和女朋友都睡着了，

and it was 2:00 a. m before Thurston came to.

当他醒来时都已经凌晨两点了，

Thinking fast, he immediately called home,

沙斯敦脑筋一转，立刻打电话回家，

and when his wife answered, panted, "Don't pay the ransom! I've escaped!"

当他太太接电话时，他故意喘着气说：“千万不要付赎金!我已经安全逃出来了!”

经典英语笑话：一个感人的告别

A Touching Farewell

两个老朋友出外打高尔夫球，

Two old friends were out golfing.

当他们在一处路旁准备开球时，

As they were'preparing to tee off near a road,

一列出殡送葬车队恰巧经过那里，其中一位朋友脱去帽子放在胸前，

a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and

直到车队通过后才戴上帽子。

held it over his heart until the line of cars had passed.

“你这样做实在很有礼貌，”他的同伴说道。

"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.

“喔，那只不过是我最起码所能做的事了。

"Oh, it was the least I could do.

毕竟，到下星期二我们结婚就满三十年了。

After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "