中国古代笑话经过了漫长的发展时期,到明代呈现出了鼎盛之状。这不仅表现在笑话创作数量之庞大,也从其折射出的社会问题之深度与广度中体现出来。下面是小编带来的好背易懂的英文短笑话，欢迎阅读!

好背易懂的英文短笑话篇一

您的大衣着火了

The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.

老师为了让学生养成先思考后发言的习惯，就告诉他们在说出重要事情之前先数到50，如果是特别重要的事情，要先数到100。

The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: “Ninety-eight, ninety –nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!”

第二天，当老师背靠着火炉讲课时，发现好几个学生的嘴唇在很快不停地动。突然，全班学生一起喊道:“九十八，九十九，一百。老师，您的大衣着火了!”

好背易懂的英文短笑话篇二

回忆

We were gathered together, all ten of us，for our widowed mother' s 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, "Of course, we were bound to be poor because we were such a big family. Mom, why did you have so many children?"

我们总共十个人，聚在一起祝贺已成为寡妇的妈妈的八十岁生日。我们谈的话题是家里早年的艰辛，如走着去上班，在“新衣会”里存钱准备买衣裳等。这时我姐姐说:“当然，我们的生活没法子不艰难，因为我们家孩子太多了。妈妈，您为什么要生这么多的孩子呢?”

Mother looked around at us all and said ,"Well, where did you want to me to stop?

妈妈环视了我们一圈后说:“那么，你想让我在哪儿停住呢?”

好背易懂的英文短笑话篇三

你会省得更多

"You will he pleased with me today. mother.” said Dick to his mother, home from school. "I go to school by bus 1 ran all the way after it.

“妈妈，你今天一定会对我满意的。”迪克放学回家后对妈妈说:“我省一F了车钱。我上学时没乘公共汽车，而是跟着公共汽车一路跑到学校的。”

“Well,” said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi，you will save much more.”

“哦。”他妈妈笑着说，“下次你跟在出租汽车后面跑，那会省得更多。”

好背易懂的英文短笑话篇四

骨灰

Here' s a true story related to me by my mother, which she says happened to one of her neighbors in a Venezuelan oil camp in the 50’s:It seems that a certain woman kept the ashes of her dearly departed father in a silver box on a table. One day，after not having looked at her "father" for a long time, she opened the box and was horrified to discover it was nearly empty! Furious, she accosted the maid and demanded to know," have you touched this box'?" Whereupon the maid protested "I didn’t think you’d mind! After all，it’s very poor duality snuff.”

这是我妈妈给我讲的一个真实的故事。故事发生在50年代的委内委瑞拉油田，她的一个邻居的家里。有一个女人一直都留着自己已故的亲爱父亲的骨灰，并把它放进一个银盒子里摆在桌子上。一天，由于很久都没看看自己的“爸爸”了，她便打开了盒子，却惊奇地发现盒子里面是空的二她吼来了女佣，想知道到底是怎么回事，‘你碰过这个盒子吗?”女佣辩解道:“我不知道你会生气，说真的，那鼻烟的质量可真差。”

好背易懂的英文短笑话篇五

医生的笑话

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. Hegoes into a staff meeting to discuss the day’s activities, when a co一worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear. In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, "Damn，some asshole has my pen!”

一位医生耳朵上夹了一支直肠温度计开始了一天的工作。他去会议室讨论今天的工作。一位同事问他为什么在耳朵上夹一支温度计，他愤怒的抓下温度计，一边看一边说:“该死的，哪个人的肛门里一定塞着我的钢笔。”