冷笑话是近几年才出现的新兴语言现象，它以网络为主要的传播方式。下面是小编带来的简短易懂的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

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I‘m the Only Driver

A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.

"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! "

"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.

Notes:

out of breath上气不接下气

Exercises:

根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F)：

① The young man who was running behind the bus was tall.

② The bus was half full of passengers.

③ The bus was running very fast.

④ The passenger bad pity on the young man.

⑤ The young man was the driver.

唯有我是司机

在一辆满载乘客的公共汽车后面，一位小个子青年在奔跑着。气车仍在高速前进。

“停下吧，”一位乘客把头伸出窗子，对小个子喊道，“你追不上的!”

“我必须追上，”小个子气喘吁吁地说，“我是司机!”

练习参考答案：

①F②F③T④T⑤T

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Such a Long Dog

Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, " It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

Notes:

(1) bark v.犬吠

(2) in surprise惊奇地

Exercises:

根据短文填空：

① He stepped the head of the dog _____was sleeping.

② The dog barked _____a while.

③ The blind man went _____for miles .

④ The blind man had thought that it was the _____dog.

⑤ He said _____surprise, "It's a wonder that the dog is so long. "

107.如此长的狗

从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋。狗“汪汪汪”地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴。狗又“汪汪汪”地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：“奇怪，这只狗可真够长的。”

练习参考答案：

① who ② for ③ on ④ first ⑤ in

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Where It Should Be Plugged

A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .

"Plug in nose." is the answer.

Notes:

(1 ) be good at 擅长于

(2) copper n. 铜

(3) expectfully adv.期待地

Exercises:

根据短文选择正确答案：

① What is the mother good at?

A. seizing every chance to educate her son.

B. learning new things.

C. doing electric work.

D. doing house work.

② How old is her son?

A. two years old

B. three years old

C. four years old

D. five years old

③ What did she show to her son one day?

A. a plug

B. copper

C. two holes

D. her nose

④ What did the woman want her son to know?

A. to know about electricity

B. to know about copper

C. to know how to use a plug

D. to know about nose

⑤ Where did the son think the plug should be plugged?

A. in nose

B. in anything with two holes

C. in water

D. in a car

108.插在何处

一位母亲十分善于利用每一个机会对孩子进行教育。她的儿子只有三岁。一天，她拿着一个插头对儿子说：“看，这里有两个铜片，那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方。你说它应该插在哪儿呢?”母亲期待着儿子的回答。

“插在鼻子里!”儿子回答说。

练习参考答案：

①A②B③A④C⑤A