笑话(анекдот)是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。小编精心收集了爆笑英语简短笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

爆笑英语简短笑话篇1

委婉的提醒

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a specialoccasion.

结婚很久了，丈夫现在有时需要我委婉地提醒他一些特别的日子。

On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted,

在结婚35周年纪念日的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示他说:

"Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"

“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗?”

Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,

他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我:

"So, you want to switch seats?"

“那么，你想交换座位，是吗?”

爆笑英语简短笑话篇2

理由

One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。

Wake up, son.

起来，儿子。

It's time to go to school.

去学校的时间到了。

But why? I don't want to go to school.

但是为什么?我不想去学校。

Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

给我两个理由，你为什么不想去学校。

One, all the children hate me.

第一，所有的孩子都恨我。

Two, all the teachers hate me.

第二，所有的老师都恨我。

Oh! That's not a reason.

哦!这不是理由。

Come on, you have to go to school.

来吧，你必须去学校。

Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?

那给我两个为什么我要去学校的理由?

One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.

第一，你都52岁了，应该明白自己的责任。

Two you are the principal of the school.

第二，你是学校的校长。

爆笑英语简短笑话篇3

妻子的祈求

Two men were talking at the break-room.

两位男士正在休息室淡论着。

One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife.

一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。

"In the end" he said, "I had her begging on her knees."

他说：“最后，我迫使她跪下来求我。”

"What did she say?" asked the coworker.

“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。

"She told me to come out from under the bed."

“她求我快点从床下爬出来。”