小学好笑的英语笑话大全

发布时间:2017-03-09 13:32

民间笑话是一种根植于日常生活的美学形态。笑话产生于日常生活语境之中,以消遣和娱乐为目的,由普通民众创造、表演和欣赏。下面是小编带来的小学好笑的英语笑话,欢迎阅读!

小学好笑的英语笑话大全

小学好笑的英语笑话篇一

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER.

有一名男子患有心赃病,被送往医院急诊室。

The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.

医生告诉他,除非他立刻接受心脏移植,否则他就活不成。

Another doctor runs into the room and says,

另外一名,医生跑进急诊室说:

"you are in luck,two hearts just became avaible ,so you will get to choose which one youwant.One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker."

“你真幸运,刚好有两个心脏可移植,所以你要选择你要哪一个心脏。一个是属于律师,另一个是属于社会工作者。”

The man quickly responds,"the attorney's ."

这名男子很快响应说:“律师的。”

The doctor says,"Wait!Don't you want to know a little about them before you make yourdecision?"

医生说:“等等!你不想在你做决定之前了解一下他们吗?”

The man says,"I already know enough.We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts andthe attorney's probably never used his .So I will take attorney's!"

这名男子说:“我已经知道够了。大家都知道社会工作者都是流血的(有同情心的)心脏,而律师的心脏可能从来都不曾用过他的。所以我选择律师的心脏。"

小学好笑的英语笑话篇二

Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening.

有两名社会工作者在晚上的时候 走过市区的简陋地方。

They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane.Upon investigation,

他们听到从后巷传来的求救呻吟声和很小的哭喊声。

they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood.

他们发现有一个意识不清的人躺在血泊之中。

"Help me,I've been mugged and viciously beaten " he pleaded.

他在恳求说:“救救我吧,我被人行凶抢劫,还遭到恶意痛打一顿。”

The two social workers turned and walked away .

这两名社会工作者转身离去。

One remarked to her colleague: " You know the person that did this really needs help."

其中一位向她的同事说:“你知道吧,于下这挡事的火才真 的需要协助呀。”

小学好笑的英语笑话篇三

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain .

有名年轻女子去看医生,怨忿地说着她的病痛。

"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.

医生问她:“你哪里痛?”

"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,

女子说:“你一定要帮帮我,我全身痛。”

"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."

医生问说:“什么意思呀,全身?讲更明确一点吧”

The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,

这名女子用她的指碰触右膝,痛得直叫;

"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,

“哎唷,那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊,又痛得直叫:

"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,

“哎呀,那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰触右耳垂,她哭喊说:

"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.

“哎呀,连那里也好痛呀。”

The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a brokenfinger."

医生体贴地替她检查了一会儿,然后把诊断结果告诉她:“你的手指断了啦。”

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