冷笑话是近几年才出现的新兴语言现象，它以网络为主要的传播方式。它是幽默的一种特殊的表现形式，主要流传于网页，微博，贴吧等。小编整理了有关于简单的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

有关于简单的英语笑话：Insulted Wife

The 50-ish wife comes up to her husband and says, 'So, Harvey. What do you think of my new bra-less look? Does it make me look younger?' 'It does!' Harvey says. 'It pulls all the wrinkles out of your face!'

有关于简单的英语笑话：When She Starts To Look Good....

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini.

After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."

有关于简单的英语笑话：Birth Control Pills

A woman asked her doctor for birth control pills.

"Ma'am, how old are you?"

"I'm 75."

"What possible need do you have for birth control pills?"

"They help me sleep better."

The doctor looked perplexed. "Just how do birth control pills help you sleep?"

"I sneak them into my granddaughter's orange juice every morning!"

有关于简单的英语笑话：Men Aren't Dogs...

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

有关于简单的英语笑话：She's So Vane

The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."