笑话(jokes)指能引人发笑的谈话或故事,篇幅短小,故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,取得令人捧腹的艺术效果。小编整理了简单英语小笑话短文，欢迎阅读!

简单英语小笑话短文篇一

Home Sweet Home

还是家里好

A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.

一位外科医生刚从非洲狩猎回来。

"How did it go?" asked his colleagues.

“这次打猎顺利吗?，’同僚问道。

"Oh , it was very disappointing," replied the surgeon.

“喔，实在太令人失望了，”外科医生答道。

"I didn't kill a thing. In fact, I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital. "

“我什么也没猎杀到，实际上，还是待在医院里比较有成就感。”

简单英语小笑话短文篇二

You Do Have a Prololem

你真是有问题了!

A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom',event)">bathroom.

一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。

"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the doctor.

“你早上有小便吗?，’医生问他。

"Yeah, every morning at six o'clock. "

“有，每天早上六点钟。”

"And how are your bowel movements?"

“那大便情况如何?"

"Seven o'clock every morning, just like clockwork. "

“像时钟一样，我每天准时七点钟上大号。”

"So what's the problem?"

“那问题到底出在哪里呢?"

"I don't get up until eight. "

“我八点钟才起床。”

简单英语小笑话短文篇三

The Blgger They Are the Harder They Fa

爬得越跌得越重

The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy.

一位心理医师感到有些厌烦。他已治好一名病人的幻想症，但那名患者似乎仍然不快乐。

"What's the matter, Mr. Jones?" he inquired. "Aren't you glad to be dealing with the world realistically?"

“到底是怎么一回事，琼斯先生?”他询问道。“难道你不喜欢踏实地面对周围的一切吗?

"Oh, sure. Doc, sure .... Only, last year I was Genghis Khan and now I' m nobody ! "

“喔，是的，医生，我是很愿意。只是去年我还是成吉思汗，现在我成了无名之辈!”