笑话是一种增强快乐的文化，常常以篇幅短小，故事情节简单，文笔巧妙的形式出现，给人以出乎意料，并且取得笑意的艺术效果的文化。在忙碌的生活，我们也需要偶尔的放松一下自己。下面小编为大家带来外国最新幽默故事，希望大家喜欢!

外国最新幽默故事：死在波兰人手里

A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway，I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, a big guy came in and said to me，"Hey pal, I’m Polish and I don’t like you telling all those Polish jokes!”

几天前，我和几个朋友在酒吧里讲所知道的关于波兰人的笑话。大家都笑得东倒西歪。过了一会儿，我进了洗手间去方便，这时一个壮汉走到我身边说:“嘿，伙计，我就是波兰人，我讨厌刚才你说的那些有关波兰人的笑话。”

So I said，“"ell，they' re not against you，pal , just against anyone in Poland.”“My mother is in Poland!”He screams，and pulls out a razor. Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me if he had found a place to plug it in!

我回答说:“行了，我又不是针对你说的，只不过是说那些在波兰的人。”“我妈妈就在波兰!”他吼道，然后抽出一把剃刀，我被吓坏了!我敢肯定，如果他认为我身上有什么地方可以插进他手中那把剃刀的话，他一定会杀了我的!

外国最新幽默故事：可怜的本

Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether he would prefer a gold medal or a world record. He said that he would prefer a gold medal because, "no one can ever take it away from me.”

有人在本·詹姆士在罗马获得世界冠军之前问他，是愿意选择金牌还是世界纪录，他的回答是宁愿选择金牌，理由是:“不会有人把金牌再从我这里拿走。”

外国最新幽默故事：医院公告栏上的留言

Colloquium announcement:

讨论会公告:

Research shows the first five minutes of life can be the most risky.

研究结果表明一个人来到世上的最初五分钟是最危险的。

Hand-written note underneath:

下面却有一行手写的便条:

The last five minutes aren't so hot either.

一个人在这世上的最后五分钟也不好受。

外国最新幽默故事：跳伞

Q:Why did the blind man give up skydiving?

问:为什么盲人会害怕跳伞?

A:It was scaring the hell out of his dog.

答:因为跳伞会把他们的狗吓得魂飞魄散。