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短篇英语笑话篇1

"no," growled(咆哮) the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. the pair you have aren't worn out."

“不行，”军需官大声说：“你不能领一双新鞋子，你穿着的那双还没有穿破。”

"not worn out," cried the recruit, " why, if i step on a dime i can feel if it's head or tails."

“没穿破，”新兵叫道：“为什么?如果我踩到一个一角硬币，我可以知道踩着的那面是头还是字。”

短篇英语笑话篇2

mark twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in tarry town.

在特里镇，马克.吐温有一次去一位邻居那儿借本书。

"may i borrow a book from you?" he asked politely.

“我可以向您借本书吗?”他礼貌地问道。

"yes, you're more than welcome to it," the neighbour told him.

“当然，非常乐意，”邻居告诉他，

"but i must ask you to read it here. you know i make a rule never to let any book go out of my library."

“但我要求你在这儿读。你知道我有一条规定，那就是决不让一本书拿出我的图书室。 ”

some days later the neighbour wished to borrow twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden.

几天后，这位邻人想从吐温那儿借台割草机。

"why, certainly," twain told him, "you're more than welcome to it. but i must ask you to use it here. you know that i make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden."

“噢，当然，”吐温告诉他，“非常乐意借给你。但我要你在这儿用。你知道我从来不允许它拿出我的花园。”

短篇英语笑话篇3

while taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.

两个记者在森林中拍摄熊吃鱼的镜头，忽然熊发现了他们并向他们冲过来，两个记者拼命的跑，最后都要跑不动了。

in running, one journalist said to the other:"can't run any more! what should we do?" "no idea. but one of us will have his photo on the headline (tomorrow)." replied his colleague.

一个记者说：“我们怎么办?”这时另一个记者对他的同伴说：“我也不知道，不过我们中的一个要上头条了……”