笑话会使日子好过一点。还有，一些尴尬的气氛也可以用幽默的笑话来解决。小编整理了简单的英语小笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

简单的英语小笑话带翻译篇一

miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.

麦尔斯有时在上班时间去理发馆理发，但这是违反办公室规定的：职员只能利用自己的时间理发。一天，正当麦尔斯理发时，经理碰巧也进来理发，而且就坐在他旁边。

"hello, miles," the manager said. "i see that you are having your hair cut in office time."

"你好，麦尔斯，"经理说。"我看到你在上班时间理发了。"

"yes, sir, i am," admitted miles calmly. "you see, sir, it grows in office time."

"是的，先生。正是这样。"麦尔斯平静地承认了。"可先生，你看，头发是在上班时间长的。"

"not all of it," said the manager at once. "some of it grows in your own time."

"不全都是吧，"经理立刻说，"有一些是在你自己的时间里长的。"

"yes, sir, that's quite true." answered miles politely, "but i'm not having it all cut off."

"对呀，先生，你说得很对。"麦尔斯礼貌地回答说，"但我并没有把头发全都剪掉啊。"

简单的英语小笑话带翻译篇二

joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

乔和佛瑞德在一个村子里帮忙盖一间房子。天气很暖和，到处都有许多灰尘。12点半的时候，他们觉得非常口渴，便停下来去吃午饭了。他们找到最近的一家酒吧，走进去坐下吃他们的三明治。

good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.

下午好，先生。你们想要点什么?柜台后面的伺应问道

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joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?

乔