在交际场合,能恰到好处地讲个笑话或自创一个幽默,不仅可以体现自己的语言水平,还可以提升个人魅力。小编整理了初中英语小笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

初中英语小笑话带翻译篇一

always thirsty 总感到口渴

"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"

“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”

"no, but i am always thirsty!"

“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

初中英语小笑话带翻译篇二

Two Birds 两只鸟

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

Teacher: Please tell us.

老师：请说说看。

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

初中英语小笑话带翻译篇三

if i am a manager

one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager.

all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went to him and asked the reason.

“i am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

如果我是一个经理

一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。

所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。

“我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。