我们对待科学应该严谨、一丝不苟，如果不懂装懂，就可能闹出指鹿为马的笑话。小编精心收集了超精辟的英语冷笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

超精辟的英语冷笑话：A desendant of King Kong

1、Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king.

Boyfriend: I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong.

2、Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

Vincent: One dollar.

超精辟的英语冷笑话：Which machine can I use

1、A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

The trainer replied: "Use the ATM outside the gym!!!"

2、A man had two goldfish, he named one of them "One" and the other "Two". He did this because...if one died, he'd still have two.

超精辟的英语冷笑话：Which part?

A: "I was born in California."

B: "Which part?"

A: "All of me."