冷笑话是近几年出现的一个新词,也是一种出现在我们身边的不可忽视的新的语言现象,它具有强大的生命力,一时间大红大紫,广泛流行于互联网。下面是小编整理的超短带翻译的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

超短带翻译的英语笑话篇一

What has one eye but cannot see?

什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?

A needle.

针。

超短带翻译的英语笑话篇二

Wife: 'How would you describe me?'

妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?

Husband: 'ABCDEFGHIJK.'

丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: 'What does that mean?'

妻子：那是什么意思?

Husband: 'Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.'

丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife: 'Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?'

妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband: 'I'm just kidding!'

丈夫：开个玩笑!

超短带翻译的英语笑话篇三

A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.

有一个人走进他的办公室，他的两个耳朵都包扎了绷带。

The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"

老板说：“你的耳朵怎么啦?”

He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.

他说：“昨天电话响的时候，我正在用熨斗烫衬衫。我竟然无意闾就把熨斗拿来接听。

The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"

老板说：“ 嗯，好吧，那解释了一个耳朵，可是你的另一个耳朵又是怎么一回事呀?”

He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"

他说：“嗯，哎呀!我得打电给医生嘛!”

超短带翻译的英语笑话篇四

Q:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A:A monkey can have fleas,but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子.这个答案很有意思吧?

超短带翻译的英语笑话篇五

Q:How can you most irritate a farmer?

A:By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气.Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思.

超短带翻译的英语笑话篇六

Q:Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A:The snail.It carries its house on its back.

因为snail(蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的.

超短带翻译的英语笑话篇七

Q:What do people do in a clock factory?

A:They make faces all day.

一看到make faces这个短语,你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外,它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面.