笑话是指以一句短语或一个小故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,另外一个行动(动作)型的笑话是以动作影响人的视觉及观感,而感到好笑。小编整理了有关三年级英语小笑话短文，欢迎阅读!

有关三年级英语小笑话短文篇一

What Does Mr. Johnson Want to Borrow?

Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?

Mr.Smith: Yes.

Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since

you won't be needing it?

他到底想借什么?

约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗?

史密斯先生：是的。

约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍，那我可以借用一下吗?

有关三年级英语小笑话短文篇二

Blind Date

相亲(笑话)

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have anexcuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expressionand said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”

有关三年级英语小笑话短文篇三

The Lucky Cat

"Father," said Jimmy, running into the drawing-room," there's a bigblack cat in the dining-room."

"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky.""This one is; he's just hadyour dinner!"

幸运猫

吉米跑进客厅说：“爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫!”他的父亲懒洋洋得说：“没关系，吉米，黑猫是幸运猫呢。” “它的确很幸运：(因为)它刚把你的晚饭给吃了。”