笑话几乎涵盖人们生活的所有领域,其中包括政治笑话、经济笑话、家庭生活笑话、关于民族性格的笑话等。小编整理了经典英语笑话短文及翻译，欢迎阅读!

经典英语笑话短文及翻译篇一

Who do you think you are?

The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”

“I am the driver.” he said.

你以为你是谁?

公共汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。

“车上太挤了，”他们喊道，“你以为你是谁?”

“我是司机!”他说。

经典英语笑话短文及翻译篇二

what do I get

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

Tommy: Quarters.

Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

Tommy: Hamburger.

老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿?

汤米：四块。

老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢?

汤米：汉堡。

经典英语笑话短文及翻译篇三

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.

"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

"昨天给你的钱干什么了?"

"我给了一个可怜的老太婆，"他回答说。

"你真是个好孩子，"妈妈骄傲地说。"再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?"