幽默语言作为幽默的主要表现形式在我们的生活中很常见。言语幽默是语言的精粹,在日常生活中言语幽默的应用使人们在笑声中启迪思想,交流感情,拉近彼此的距离。下面是小编带来的关于英语小笑话阅读，欢迎阅读!

关于英语小笑话阅读篇一

Fat Man and Thin Man 饥荒可能是你造成的

A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. "From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine." "Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."

在旅馆大厅里，一个非常瘦的人遇到了一个非常胖的人。 胖子说：“看你的样子，可能有过饥荒。” “是的，”瘦子回答说，“看你的样子，饥荒可能是你造成的。”

关于英语小笑话阅读篇二

Did You Know Him 你认识他吗

At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提起一位高中时的校友。一位客人问他读书期间，某位副校长是否也在职。

当然了，主人答道。他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗?

有点认识，客人回答。我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。

关于英语小笑话阅读篇三

Knife and Drum 刀和鼓

Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.

Pa: Why not?

Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.

妈：他爸，我怎么觉得邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。

爸：为什么?

妈：他们给了他一把小刀，并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的。

关于英语小笑话阅读篇四

An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正

Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

Walter: What was it?

Teacher: Eggs.

Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.

老师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。

沃尔特：我吃了什么?

老师：鸡蛋。

沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃的。

关于英语小笑话阅读篇五

That's what I want to find out

We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him? Well, I don't know. Does he bite? That's what I want to find out.

我们又得到了一只新狗，你要过来和他玩玩吗? 哦， 我不知道。他咬人吗? 这正是我想要知道的。