在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘记了放松自己。下面小编为大家带来外国趣味笑话四则，希望大家喜欢!

外国趣味笑话：雨伞

A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall，but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes.”When he came back，he found，instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written，"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall come back.”

一位住在旅馆的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里，不过他在伞柄上系了一张卡片，上面写道，“此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士。我将在十分钟内回来。”当他回来时，发现雨伞已经不翼而飞，取而代之的是另一张卡片，上面写着:“此卡是一位一小时能跑十英里的人留下的，我将永远不回来了。”

外国趣味笑话：就是我

A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, and then asked, "Can you identify yourself?" Looking puzzled，the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, and then smiled, "Yes, it’s me all right.”

一位年轻漂亮的女士到银行取钱。出纳员在检查了她的存折后问道:“您能证明您的身份吗?”这个女孩听了这话以后看上去很迷惑，随后她从手提包里拿出一个小镜子。她对着镜子照了一会儿，笑了:“对呀，这就是我。”

外国趣味笑话：谁的错

Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercise, surely your mother wilt blame you!

老师:贝蒂，你作业中出了这么多错，你妈妈一定会责怪你的!

Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I' II blame her. Because it was she who did my homework instead.

贝蒂:责怪我?啊，不会的。正相反，我倒要责怪她呢，是她替我做的作业。

外国趣味笑话：完美的反驳

Do you mind if I smoke?

你介意我抽烟吗?

I don’t care if you burst into flames and die.

我不在乎你点着自己然后烧死。