在交际场合,能恰到好处地讲个笑话或自创一个幽默,不仅可以体现自己的语言水平,还可以提升个人魅力。下面是小编精心收集的筒短易懂英语小笑话，希望大家喜欢!

筒短易懂英语小笑话篇一

The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"

粗心的教授大声地喊道：“凯特，到黑板前面来!”

Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."

另外一个学生说：“教授，凯特没来。”

"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."

“别说话，让凯特自己讲。”

筒短易懂英语小笑话篇二

Two Birds

两只鸟

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us whichis which?

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

Teacher: Please tell us.

老师：请说说看。

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

筒短易懂英语小笑话篇三

"How did you make your fortune?"

“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”

"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”

"How did that help?"

“那有什么用?”

"Now he has the experience and I the money."

“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”

筒短易懂英语小笑话篇四

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am aManager.

一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。

“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

“我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。