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关于英语笑话短文：I Know The Whole Truth

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are

hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to

blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as

he is greeted by his mother. He says, "I know the whole truth." His

mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and

greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands

him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees

the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the

whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and

says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!".

关于英语笑话短文：I Know The Truth

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the whole truth."

So Little Johnny decides to try it out. When he arrives home from school that day, he says to his mother, "I know the whole truth." His mother looks shocked, quickly finds $20, and gives it to him, saying, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, Little Johnny waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." His father looks shocked, quickly finds $40, and gives it to him, saying, "Just don't tell your mother."

The next morning, Little Johnny is on his way to school when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy decides to try again. "I know the whole truth."

The mailman drops his mailbag, throws opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real daddy a nice big hug!"

关于英语笑话短文：Gifts For Your Teacher

On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher.

The florist's son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it flowers?"

"That's right!" said the boy.

Then the candy store owner's son gave her his package. She shook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it a box of candy?"

"That's right!" said the boy.

Next the liquor store owner's son handed her his box.

She shook it, held it up, and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "I bet I know what it is. Is it wine?"

"No," said the boy.

She touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it Champagne?"

"No," said the boy.

"I give up. What is it?"

The boy grinned. "A puppy!"

关于英语笑话短文：The Age and Daydreaming

The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I?

"Thirty-four," Johnny answered unhesitatingly(迅速地) .

The teacher replied "Well, that's not far from my actual age. Tell me...how did you guess?"

"Oh, there's nothing to it," Johnny said. "My big sister is seventeen and she's only half-crazy."

关于英语笑话短文：Birthday 生日

Professor: When is your birthday?

Kid: May 30.

Professor: Which year?

Kid: Every year.

教授：你的生日是什么时候?

孩子：5月30日。

教授：哪一年?

孩子：每年都是。