笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松。与此同时,笑话也是人们反对极权和专制制度的有力武器。小编整理了英语笑话故事带翻译，欢迎阅读!

英语笑话故事带翻译：两个超级大笨贼

Very stupid robbersTwo robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens.Jump!"

两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说：“我听到警报响了，快跳吧!”

The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is notime to be superstitious!"

第二个说：“但是我们现在在第13层啊!”第一个尖叫着回敬他：“都什么时候了，还这么迷信!”

英语笑话故事带翻译：Good Points and Bad Points

优缺点

"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."

“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点：往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”

"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.

“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。

"The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."

“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

英语笑话故事带翻译：请朋友吃饭

Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”

What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

“什么?你疯了吗?我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”

I know all that.

“这些我全都知道。”

Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭?”

Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”

英语笑话故事带翻译：天气预报

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the directorand said, "It will rain tomorrow." The next day it rained.

一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处进行拍摄。一天，一个印度老人来到导演面前对他说：“明天会下雨。”第二天果然下雨了。

A week later, the Indian went up to the director again and said, "There will be a stormtomorrow." The next day there was a storm.

一周以后，印度人又来了，他告诉导演说：“明天会有暴风雨。”果然，第二天有暴风雨。

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predictthe weather.

“这个印度人真神，”导演说。他告诉他的秘书去雇佣这个印度人来预测天气。

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

然而，几次预测天气成功之后，这个印度人连续两周没有露面。

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot an important scene tomorrow," said thedirector. "And I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

最后，导演派人把这个印度人请来了。导演对他说：“我明天必须拍摄一个很重要的场景，全都指望你了，明天天气如何啊?”

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know," he said. "My radio is broken."

这个印度人耸了耸肩说道：“我不知道，我的收音机坏了。”