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关于简短经典英文笑话篇一

a problem in arithmetic

bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. he likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.

one day on his way to school bill passed a fruit store. there was a sign in the window which said, "apple-six for five cents." an idea came to bill and he went into the store.

"how much are the apples?" he asked the store.

"six for five cents."

"but i don't want six apples."

"how many apples do you want?"

"it is not a question of how many apples i want. it is a problem in arithmetic."

"what do you mean by a problem in arithmetic?" asked the man.

"well, if six apples are wroth five cents, then five apples are worth four cents, four apples are worth three cents, three apples are worth rwo cents, two apples are worth one cent and one apple is worth nothing. i only want one apple, and if one apple is worth nothing then it is not necessary for me to pay you."

关于简短经典英文笑话篇二

lucky mother

a young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. one evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. first she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. she asked for some jam on her bread as well.

her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "when i was a small girl like you, lucy, i was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.

lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, "aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?"

关于简短经典英文笑话篇三

i'm glad

a sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

"please, teacher," said a small boy, "i've make someone glad yesterday."

well done. who was that!"

"my granny."

"good boy. now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

"please, teacher, i went to see her yesterday, ad stayed with her three hours. then i said to her, 'granny, i'm going home.' and she said, 'well, i'm glad'!"

我很高兴

一个主日学校的教师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“听着，孩子们，”她说，“你们当中有谁曾让别人高兴过吗?”

“我，教师，”一个小男孩说，“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”

“做得好，是谁呢?”

“我奶奶。”

“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的?”

“是这样的，教师。昨天我去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我对她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴。’”