下面是小编整理的小学二年级英语对话，希望对大家有帮助。

小学二年级英语对话一：

男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?

女:Sure.

男:What is your father’s name?

女:Happy!

男:Then, What is your mother’s name?

女:Smile!

男:Are you joking?

女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?

男:Of course not. 女:Go ahead.

男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a

band. Will you join us?

女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band

男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you

can play piano very well.

女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.

男:What are you good at?

女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.

男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?

女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.

男:Really? What does he like?

小学二年级英语对话二：

One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.

Girl: Father, I have sinned.

Preacher: What did you do, little girl?

Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.

Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?

Girl: He touched my breast.

Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.

Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

Girl: Yes, that's what he did.

Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.

Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...

Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...

Girl: But he had AIDS!!

Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

女:He prefers quiet music.

男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?

女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .

男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.

女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?

男:Why not?

女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?

男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to. But we have one problem with our band

女:what is it?

男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.

女:Are you joking?

男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.

女:Well, that makes sense?!