笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。小编整理了经典的短篇英文笑话，欢迎阅读!

经典的短篇英文笑话篇一

persistance

returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by sara, our four-year-old daughter. "daddy, who won the golf game? you or uncle richie?"

"uncle richie and i don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "we just play to have fun."

undaunted, sare said, "okay, daddy, who had more fun?"

缠住不放

丈夫打完高尔夫球回来，我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。“爸爸，谁赢了高尔夫球比赛，是你还是理查叔叔?”

“我和理查叔叔打高尔夫球不是为赢，”丈夫推诿说。“我们打球只是为了好玩而已。”

莎拉毫不气馁，又问：“那么，爸爸，谁觉得更好玩呢?”

经典的短篇英文笑话篇二

a thank-you letter

"Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?"

"Yes, Mum."

"Your handwriting seems very large."

"Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very loud."

“你是在按照我说的给爷爷写信感谢他吗?”

“是的，妈妈。”

“你的字好象写得太大了。”

“嗯，爷爷的耳朵不好，所以我写得大声点儿。”

H2O

Teacher: What is the chemical formula ofwater?

Student: HIJKLMNO.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Student: Yesterday you said H to O.

老师：水的化学分子式是什么?

学生：HIJKLMNO。

老师：你在说什么?

学生：你昨天说的从H到O。

经典的短篇英文笑话篇三

Bachelor

Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说，"我是个单身汉."