笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。小编精心收集了有关简短英语笑话带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!

有关简短英语笑话带翻译：The Story of a Snail

When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.

"I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."

The Story of a Snail

When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.

"I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."

有关简短英语笑话带翻译：Not Here

Kathy and Polly were friends but they liked playing tricks on each other

One day Kathy met Polly in the street. She said, "Hi, Polly. It's good to see you."

"How can you see me when I'm not here?" Polly asked.

"What do you mean, you' re not here?" Kathy asked. "Of course you 're here."

"No, I'm not." Polly said. "and I'll bet you ten dollars that I can prove I'm not here."

"Alright," said Kathy. "Ten dollars. Now prove you' re not here ."

"Easy," Polly said, "Am I in Hong Kong?"

"No," said Kathy.

"Am I in Paris?"

"No," said Kathy.

"If I'm not in Hong Kong and I'm not in Paris," Polly said, " then I must be somewhere else. Right?"

"Right," said Kathy. "You must be somewhere else."

"Exactly." said Polly. "And if I'm somewhere else I can't be here, can I? Ten dollars, please. "

"That's very clever, Polly," Kathy said, "but I can't give you ten dollars."

"Why not?" asked Polly. "We had a bet.

"Certainly we had a bet," Kathy said, "but how can I give you ten dollars if you're not here?"

And with a laugh she walked away.

不在这里

凯斯和波丽是朋友，但她们总爱开对方的玩笑。

一天凯斯在街上遇见了波丽。她说，“喂、波丽，很高兴见到你。”

“我不在这里，你怎能看到我呢?”波丽说。

“你说你不在这里，这是什么意思?”凯斯问，“当然，你在这里。”

“不，我不在这里。”波丽说，“我将和你打10美元的赌，赌我能证明我不在这里。”

“行，”凯斯说，“10美元。现在证明你不在这里吧。”

“这很容易，”波丽说，“我在香港吗?”

“不在，”凯斯说。

“我在巴黎吧?”

“如果我既不在香港也不在巴黎，”波丽说，“那我一定在别的地方。对不对?”

“对，”凯斯说，“你一定在别处。”

“确实如此，”波丽说，“既然我在别处，那我一定不在这里，不是吗?请给10美元吧。”

“真聪明，波丽。”凯斯说，“但我不能给你10美元。”

“为什么不给?”波丽问，“我们打过赌的。”

“不错，我们打过赌。”凯斯说，“但既然你不在这里，我怎么能给你10美元呢?”

说完她笑着离开了。

有关简短英语笑话带翻译：A Midshipman

One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling., "Your marks are deplorable!" the officer scolded. "Is there a problem-that has kept you from studies?"

"No, sir," the midshipman replied. "I have no idea what the problem is. I study the notes I take, and I'm never late to class. I don't even talk in class, but for some reason my professors don't seem to like me.

The officer sat back and thought. Then he asked, "Do you get enough sleep?"

My classmate replied, "Sir, do you mean at night or in class?"

海军军官候补生

我们在美国海军学院军官候补生中有一个同伴，他的学业很差。他到连队军官那儿寻求安慰。“你的成绩糟透了，”军官责备他说，“是否你的学习中存在什么问题?”

“没有哇，先生，”候补生回答说，“我搞不清楚是什么问题。我读我的笔记，上课从不迟到。甚至上课从不讲话，但不知怎么搞的，教授们好像都不喜欢我。”

军官向后一靠，想了想。然后问道：“你睡眠充足吗?”

我同学回答说：“先生，你说的是夜里还是课堂上?”