随着国际间经济,技术合作交流的机会逐渐增多，需要大量有一定英语口语水平的技术人才。下面是小编带来的英语日常用语搞笑句子，欢迎阅读!

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1.Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.

匈牙利动物园：请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品，请喂给值班警卫。

2.If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

日本旅馆：如果您想调节您房间的温度，请控制您自己。

3.Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

挪威酒吧：女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。

4.Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.

瑞典皮货商店：为女士们制作的皮大衣，是用她们的皮制成的。

5.Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

香港牙科诊所：由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙.

6.Drop your trousers here for best results.

泰国的干洗店:在这里脱掉您的裤子,等待最好的结果.

7.Specialist in women and other diseases.

意大利妇科诊所：我们是women和其他疾病的专家。

8.The manager has personally passed all water served here.

墨西哥旅馆：旅馆经理将亲自为您撒尿。

9.We take your bags and send them in all directions.

丹麦机场：我们将拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。

10.Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.

俄国公墓：欢迎访问这个公墓，许多著名的俄国艺术家每天埋在这里，但星期四不埋。

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Poor Frosty

可怜的雪人

Once upon a time the Elf, Rudolph and Santa got into the hot bath tub,

曾经有一次，小精灵，鲁道夫和圣诞老人进了热乎的浴盆，

As it would keep them from the cold outside, when they got a little scrub.

为了避寒，他们凑合着擦洗了一番

When Frosty saw what they were doing he laughed and poked fun at them,

当他们稍微的擦洗了一番，便被雪人看到了，雪人嘲笑他们，跟他们开起了玩笑。

Santa was so embarrassed and didn't know what to say to Frosty, his cutest gem.

圣诞老人觉得很丢脸，也不知道跟他最可爱的伙计说点啥。

So in his defence he told Frosty to enter the hot bath tub instead of finding flaws.

为了挽回面子，他也让雪人进热浴盆，免得他有机会唧唧歪歪的。

He thought this would make Frosty realize what a cool idea it really was.

他脑子里盘算着，得让雪人知道进热浴盆是个多酷的注意，

But when Frosty got in, the temperature of the tub changed from hot to cold,

但是当雪人进去后，浴盆里的空气马上从热变冷了。

And within seconds the Elf, Rudolph and Santa froze.

没两分钟，小精灵、鲁道夫和圣诞老人都被冻住了。

They froze not just because it was too cold to bear,

他们不是因为太冷被冻住的，

But they froze when they realized their culprit has melted in the hot tub there.

而是因为那个让他们石化的元凶在热浴盆里化了。

Poor Frosty!

可怜的雪人。

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Arts and Crafts Store 工艺品商店

Don't you think we could use one to decorate our room?

难道你不想买一条来装饰我们的房间吗?

Artistic tapestry is the highest form of expression of the rug weaving art，an exquisite handicraft of superb artistry in typical Chinese style.

艺术挂毯体现了地毯纺织艺术的最高水平，是具有典型中国风格的手工艺精品。

Is this the marvellous landscape in Guilin?

挂毯上是不是美丽的桂林山水?

What a lovely tapestry!

多美的挂毯啊!

Which do you prefer，the linen one，the figured dacron or the brocade?

您要哪种台布，亚麻的、提花涤纶还是织锦缎的?

You haven't anything cheaper，have you?

你们没有再便宜一点儿的吗?

Please have a look at the handembroldered one with anew design of bamboo.

请看这块手绣的有新式竹子图案的台布。

What fine needlework!

多好的绣工啊!

Are you being served，sir?

先生，有人接待您吗?

I'd like to buy a medium-sized cloisonne vase with alight blue background.

我想买一个中等尺寸的景泰蓝花瓶，底色要淡蓝的。

I'm sorry，sir. They are sold out.

对不起，先生，它们已经卖完了。

The background is pale blue with traditional Chinese paintings of flowers and birds.

底色是浅蓝的，还有中国花鸟画。

It's attractive. I'll take a pair.

这个很漂亮，我要一对。

Can you pack the vases and send them to New York bymail for me?

你替我把花瓶包装好寄往纽约，行吗?

They are made from different materials——dolomite，tough silk，organdie etc.

它们是用不同的材料做的，白云石、绡、蝉翼纱等。

This is made of wild goose feather and this is made of skylark feather.

这把是用雁毛做的，这把是用云雀毛做的。