自古以来,我们中国人就有幽默的传统,而笑话作为一种流传最广的幽默形式,一直为人们喜爱。下面是小编带来的经典爆笑的英语笑话阅读，欢迎阅读!

经典爆笑的英语笑话阅读篇一

I Could Do It Slower

Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

Dentist: Fifty dollars.

Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

我可以干得慢一些

病人：拔一颗牙收费多少?

牙医：50美元。

病人：只几分钟的活儿就要50美元?

牙医：好的，如果你喜欢的话，我可以干得慢一些。

经典爆笑的英语笑话阅读篇二

George comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”

经典爆笑的英语笑话阅读篇三

Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind. ， and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years.。

A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year - "62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.

One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos.。

Turning to me,，he said, “Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”

印第安那州瓦巴西的怀兹中学，其门厅里悬挂着过去四十年间样篮球队的照片。

每幅照片前排中间的队员举着一个篮球，上面标明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。

一天，我看到一个新生很困惑地看着照片。他朝我转过身来，说道：“多奇怪呀，这些队都是以一分之差输掉的!"

经典爆笑的英语笑话阅读篇四

Greetings

问候语

As a clerk at a university post office,I was greeting patrons with a "Hello"or "Good morning".When a Spanish exchange student approached the counter，I happened to say,"How's it going?"

作为一个大学邮局里的职员，我总是对那些光顾者这样打招呼“你好”或“早上好”。当一位西班牙的交换学者来到我的柜台时，我偶然这样招呼了一句"How is it going?"

Laying his foreign mail in front of rne，he replied,"Airmail."

他把要寄往外国的邮件放在我面前说:“寄航空。

经典爆笑的英语笑话阅读篇五

An easy way

轻而易举

Stepping from my kitchen into the garage, I accidentally locked myself out of the house. When I tried to persuade my 18-month-old son，Taylor, to open the door, none of my tactics worked. Finally，I walked around the house to check for an open window. To my amazement，I found the front door open and Taylor standing there with a salesman.

出了厨房我便走进了车库，不留神把门锁给撞上了，把我自己锁在了门外。我那18个月的儿子泰勒在屋里。于走，我在外边千方百计地想让他帮我开门，结果均告失败。最后，我围着房子想找个开着的窗子。令我吃惊的是，前门开着，我的儿子站在门口正与一个推销员在谈话。

"I've been locked out for 20 minutes,"I said. "How did you get him to open the door?"

我对那推销员说:“我被锁在了外边20多分钟，你是怎样让他给你开门的”。

Looking puzzled，the man replied，“I rang the doorbell."

面带惊奇的推销员答说:“我只按了一下门铃。”