笑话是内容丰富并具有出乎意料结尾的幽默口头故事。小编整理了短小经典的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

短小经典的英语小笑话篇一

计划你的将来

"How did you make your fortune?"

“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”

"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”

"How did that help?"

“那有什么用?”

"Now he has the experience and I the money."

“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”

短小经典的英语小笑话篇二

Two Birds

两只鸟

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us whichis which?

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

Teacher: Please tell us.

老师：请说说看。

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

短小经典的英语小笑话篇三

The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"

粗心的教授大声地喊道：“凯特，到黑板前面来!”

Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."

另外一个学生说：“教授，凯特没来。”

"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."

“别说话，让凯特自己讲。”

短小经典的英语小笑话篇四

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am aManager.

一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。

“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

“我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。