笑话一般比较短小,喜剧性很强,普遍存在于人们的日常生活中。笑话的娱乐作用可以减轻人的心理压力,促进身体健康。小编分享关于爆笑的英文小笑话，希望可以帮助大家!

关于爆笑的英文小笑话：You are too late

On a bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.

"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. MY wife did it before you."

在公共汽车上，有个人发现小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里o

"对不起,"他对小偷说，"你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”

关于爆笑的英文小笑话：放屁的问题

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never small and are always silent.

有位小老太太去看医生，她对医生说：”医生，我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题，因为我放屁不臭而且没声音。

As a matter Of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know l was farting because they don't smell and are silent.” The doctor says, ¨I see, Here's aprescription.

事实上，自从我进了你办公室后，已经放了至少20个屁了，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我的屁不臭，而且还没声音。"医生说：“好的，我明白了。

Take these piles 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, ¨I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent... stink terribly.

吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下星期你再来。一个星期后，老太太来了，¨医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音。

The doctor says, “Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

但是怎么这么臭"医生说：太好了!既然你的嗅觉正常了，门开始治听觉吧。¨

关于爆笑的英文小笑话：那就更糟了

Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?

警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢?

Man: lf I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。

关于爆笑的英文小笑话：迷信

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump!"

两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说：¨我听到警报响了，快跳吧!”

The second one said, ¨But we're on the 13th floor!”

第二个说：¨但是我们在13层啊!"

The first one screamed back, ¨This is no time to be superstrtiousl!

第一个朝他大喊道：¨都什么时候了，还这么迷信!¨