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幽默英语笑话带翻译：上帝的一秒钟与一百万

A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny".

Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second".

Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。

他问：“主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?”上帝回答：“一便士。”

男子又问：“那一百万年呢?”上帝说：“一秒钟。”

最后男子请求道:“上帝，我能得到一便士吗?”上帝回答:“过一秒钟。”

幽默英语笑话带翻译：Looking for a companion

A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is smalland cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "

Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

寻找伴侣

一个单身汉要电脑为他找个完美的伴侣：“我要找一个娇小可爱的、喜爱水上运动又喜欢群体活动的伴侣。”

回答是：“娶一只企鹅吧。”

幽默英语笑话带翻译：罗浮宫着火,先救哪幅画?

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out inthe Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"

一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅?”

The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”

幽默英语笑话带翻译：He is really somebody!

" My uncle has 1000 men under him."

"He is really somebody. What does he do?"

"A maintenance man in a cemetery. "

他真是一个大人物!

“我叔叔下面有1000个人。”

“他真是一个大人物。干什么的?”

“墓地守墓人。”