笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。在俄罗斯文化中,笑话一直都具有无法替代的特殊意义。下面是小编带来的幽默英文小笑话，欢迎阅读!

幽默英文小笑话篇一

Problem with Gas放屁的问题

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent.

有位小老太太去看医生：“医生，我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题，只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。

As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

事实上，我在这里已经放了20多个屁，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我的屁不臭，而且还没声音。”

The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."

医生说：“好的，我明白了。吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下星期你再来。”

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."

一星期后老太太来了，“医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音，但是怎么这么臭!”

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

医生说：“太好了!你的嗅觉正常了，现在开始治听觉。”

幽默英文小笑话篇二

Psychiatrist 精神病医生

Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble.

杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生，我有些不对劲。

Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." How much do you charge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.

每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了!”“给我一年时间，”医生说，“每周来三次，我会治好你。”“费用是多少呢?”“每次一百美元。”“我会认真考虑的。”杰瑞答道。

Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，“为什么你再也没来呢?”医生问。

For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so! How?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now!!!

“一次一百块钱吗?有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。”“真的?他怎么做到的?”“他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那没人了!”

幽默英文小笑话篇三

Space mountain太空山

Our seven - year - old daughter was thrilled when we took her to disney world for the first time and headed straight for space mountain

我们第一次带我们七岁的女儿去迪斯尼乐园并直接去太空山时，她十分激动。

I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her , but she insisted

我担心过山车对她来说太刺激，她却坚持要玩。

To her delight, we rode it twice.

使她高兴的是，我们玩了两次。

The next year we returned to the Magic Kingdom and my daughter, now eight, again dragged me to Space Mountain.

第二年我们带着八岁的她重返神奇王国时，她又拉我们去太空山。

然而这次，当我们站在线外时，我看到她很冷静认真地看完关于过山车速度的游客警告标志牌，说：“爸爸，我不想玩这个了”。我问她为什么去年敢玩，今年反而害怕了，她说：“今年，我识字了。”