笑话能反映出一个民族的价值系统及其对周围世界肯定和否定的态度。小编整理了比较经典的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

比较经典的英语笑话篇一

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am aManager.

All the students began to write except a boy.

The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

"I am waiting for my secretary, " the boy answered.

一天课上，老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇作文。

所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。

老师走过去问他为什么不写。

“我在等我的秘书。”那孩子答道。

比较经典的英语笑话篇二

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said thattwo and four were six too....."

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。

“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”

比较经典的英语笑话篇三

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

"No, but I am always thirsty!"

一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”

“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”