在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘记了放松自己。下面小编为大家带来经典幽默英语故事四则，希望大家喜欢!

经典幽默英语故事：我会把您背下去

My 15一year一old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don' t you feel well，Mom?” he asked with concern. "No, I don't,” I said.

我十五岁的儿子连跑带颠地跑回家里发现我躺在床上。“妈妈，您觉得不舒服吗?”他关心地问。“是的，我有点不舒服:”我说。

"Well, don't you worry about dinner," he reassured me "I'll carry you down to the stoves”

“那么，您别担心晚饭了:”他安慰我说:“我可以把你背到楼下的炉灶前去。”

经典幽默英语故事：老虎来了

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance，running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of" Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. 'The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims，"Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。这时其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”跑鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗?”

His friend replies: "I don’t have to outrun it，I just have to run faster than you.”

他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

经典幽默英语故事：迟到的原因

Teacher: Johnny .why are you late for school every morning?

老师:约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

Johnny; Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says，’School一Go Slow.’

约翰尼:每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着“学校—缓行”。

经典幽默英语故事：闪电

Teacher: Why is it said chat lightning never strikes the same place twice?

老师:为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方?

Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!

罗伊:因为它击中一个地方一次以后，那个地方就不存在了!