笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。下面是小编带来的五年级英语小笑话，欢迎欣赏!

五年级英语小笑话篇1

A Man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred .

一个男人问他的医师是否认为他会活到一百岁。

The doctor asked the man ,"Do you smoke or drink ?"

医师问这个男人：“你抽烟或喝酒吗?”

" No ,"he replied , "I have never done either ."

他回答说：“不，我从不抽烟喝酒。”

" Do you gamble,drive fast cars ,and fool around with woman?" inquired the doctor .

医师问说：“你赌博、开快车、玩女人吗?”

"No,I have done any of those things either."

“不，我也从不干那些事情。”

"Well then," said the doctor ," what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"

医师说：“那你干吗要活到一百岁呀?”

五年级英语小笑话篇2

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .

八十岁大的 莎莉从学校把她的成绩报告卡带回家。

Her marks were good mostly .

她的成绩不错，

A's and a couple of B'S .

大部分都是A，还有几个B。

However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,

可是， 她韵老师在卡片下方写道：

"SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,

“莎莉是个聪明的小女孩，但是她有一个毛病。

she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,

她在学校太爱讲话。我有一个想法我要来试试看，

which I think may break her of the bad habit."

我认为.这个想法可能会让她改掉这个坏习惯。”

Sally's dad signed her report card,

莎莉的爸爸签了她的学习报告卡，

putting a note on the back ,

并在卡片背面注记：

"Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY

“如果你的想法对莎莉很有效，请你让我知道，

because I would like to try it out on her mother."

因为我想要把它试用在她妈妈身上。

五年级英语小笑话篇3

One day during cooking class,

一天在上烹饪课的时候，

our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .

我们的老师布朗太太正在颂扬她：准备完美酱料的秘诀。

When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,

当她把我们叫到炉子边作准备工作时，

she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."

她说：“别忘了要用木制的汤匙”。

As I stirred my sauce ,

当我在搅拌酱料时，

I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon

我一直苦思木制汤匙奥秘的背后所隐含的物理原理，

and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.

然后认定它一定与热传导有关系。

I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .

我走向布朗太太来测试我'韵理论。

"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .

我问：“为什么要用木制汤匙呢?”

"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging againstmetal pots ,I will go nuts!"

她回答：“因为，如果我必须坐在这里听你们全部的金属汤匙砰砰敲着金属的罐子，我会发疯喔”。