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关于超短的英语笑话精选

1、Two Blondes

Two blondes walk in to a building.

You'd think one of them would have seen the building.

2、At the Corner

she was so blonde she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

3、mosquitos and blondes

Q;what's the difference between ablonde and a mosquito? A;when u slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

关于超短的英语笑话推荐

1、The blonde with two

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Gifted

2、brainy blonde

What do u call a blonde with 1brain cell? GIFTED! What do u call a blonde with 2brain cells? PREGNANT! What do u call a blonde with 3brain cells? A GOLDEN RETRIEVER!

3、Blonde Crossing

A blonde walking by the river came across another blonde directly across from her. The first blonde waved to the other and said "hey, how do i get to the other side"? The other blonde answered "You're already on the other side".